The cullen's can dance?

by ~nekogirl11

Chpt 1. Alice's dance party!!

Alice: Jasper! Come here! U can talk to your emo friends later!

Jasper: Coming! And F.Y.I they R not emo, They are very emotional! *Skips down stairs*

Jasper's friends: LOOK! Skipping is teh new emo! *Starts to skip*

Alice: Exibit A. *Points to skipping emos*

Jasper: Ok, maybe they r emo....So what did u want me for? <3

Alice: Im throwing a dance party! And I need ur help! How? u probably willl ask Find Edward, Emmet, And Carlisle. They r good dancers.

Jasper:..........Kay, follow me fellow emos! *Starts a skip train*

Edward: Bella! Where is the glue! I cant find it!

Bella: Glue? Here! *Chucks bottle* There ya go! <3

Edward: Thanx! Ok the 3,000,000 match for the tower.........*places match down carefully*

Jasper: EDWARD!!! *Skips in very loudly*

Edward: *Match tower tumbles* NoOoOoO! What?!

Jasper: Alice needs u! Hiya Bella! What'cha making?

Bella: Ur house made out of tooth pics.....Its horrible. I know

Jasper: No, no It's.........Interesting.

Emmet: Hey bella dont destroy that house! Hey jasper! Wanna skip with me?

Jasper: Sure! Join the party its in the living room!

Carlisle: Esme? I need help!

Esme: Yes? With what?

Carlisle: I need help with.....*looks around* Alice's boom box

Esme: Why? Well I cant Alice needs you for something...

Carlisle: Where is she?

Esme: Living room. Hey I have a question?

Carlisle: What is it?

Esme: Y do they call it a living room? I mean we live here, and we arent living.

Carlisle:................I seriously dont know *goes to "Killing room"* what Alice?

Alice: Stand in the middle of the room please.

Carlisle: Ok?

Alice: There! Here is some music and here we go! *Turns on sandstorm*

Jasper: Cant resist.....TECHNO!!!! *Starts to dance uncontrolobly*

Bella: Look at him go!!!

Alice: I know he is so Beautiful! Go Jasper!!

Edward: Might as well dance! *starts dancing randomly*

Bella: Yeah! Edward is dancing!!!!

Rosalie: Has anyone seen Emmet? WHAT THE CRACKER IS HE DOING!!! Alice?

Alice: We r making them dance to Techno! What do u think there doing! Attacking Bunnies?

Rosalie: Atleast they would enjoy that....

Bella: But They r enjoying themselfs! Look at Jasper! He is the Techno King!!

Carlisle: Look at me go! Yeah! Techno!!!!!!!!

Esme: Carlisle?! WHAT THE NUGGETS!!!!! My children!!!!!!!!!

Rosalie: Exactly my thought! Look at Emmet! He is having fun without me!

Emmet: Come join me then Rose!

Rosalie: Really? Yeah! *Jumps to emmet* This is fun!

Jasper: Alice? Wanna join me?

Alice:.........No thanks I'll pass on this one!

Esme: Im joining Carlisle!!!!! *Runs to Carlisle*

Carlisle: Hi esme!!

Bella:..............................

Edward: Im bored.........*stops dancing*

Alice: Aww, why'd u stop?

Bella: That was fun to watch! T-T

Edward: I wanna rebuild my Tower! JASPER smashed it! With his stupid skipping emos!

Jaspers friends: We aren't stupid! We just choose not to be smart....

Jasper: yup! I wanna keep dancing! Alice! Pump up the music!

Alice: Kay, In 1 minute! *Runs to radio and turns it up* DANCE!!!!!!

Esme: This is fun! I love this music!!!!! Jasper! Dance!!!

Emmet: I feel lighter than air!

Bella: *coughs*You dont look it.....*coughs*

Rosalie: What did u say Bella?

Edward: She said she would help me with my little project. Right Bella?

Bella: Um.....Yup! I am, c'mon Edward let's go! Jasper, Stay away from my House!

Esme: *still dancing* Turn the butter! Turn the butter!

Alice: Good thing I hid a video camera on the TV cause this stuff is going on youtube!

Jasper: Fix the light bulb! *Keeps on dancing!*

Bella: Thank u Edward! Now lets get started on the tower! *picks up glue and match box*

Edward: I spent 1 month on this! T-T

Bella: Well Carlisle can turn me into a vampire now, so I will have something to do.

Edward: Good idea! Lets go get carlisle! *runs to the stairs*

Bella: Kay!^^

Edward: Carlisle! I have a questio-?! What r u doin!

Carlisle: *Stops doing the time warp* Nothing................

Edward: U were doin the time warp without me!?! Werent u?!

Carlisle: Yes, No, Maybe......I would say no but yes

Chpt 2. The Time Warp Cullen's

Carlisle: Edward! Emmet! Hairspray is on! come down here!

Edward & Emmet: *Tumbles down the stairs* Did we miss anything?!

Bella: No....

Emmet: Dang It!!!! We missed the comercial! I wanted to watch a comercial!

Esme: It's starting!

Edward: *Flings in between Bella and Carlisle* YEAH!!!! I beat Alice to the couch!

Alice: I can still sit next to her! *Sits Next to bella on the other side* Hah!

Jasper: That techno dance party was fun! Right emos!

Emos: Yup!

Rosalie: I like amber's character!

Bella: I like Tracy's!

Emmet: Shut up! Its on!

Alice: I like sharpies!!

Tv: Due to phone lines we changed the program u will be watching. The rocky Horor picture show.

Emmet & Edward: DWAH!!!!!!!!!!

Esme: at least u can do the time warp!

Carlisle: Yeah! C'mon edward The Time Warp!! *Starts doing the time warp* Like this!

Bella: I think Charlie knows that dance either that or Renee!

Alice: What about The Mashed Patato Mambo! Twist, twist, twist, twist mashed patato mambo! *does dance again*

Bella: I gotta go lay down for a minute in Edwards room....*Get's up and runs to edwards room*

Esme: There was another dance in the 60's called the Stricken Chicken. Wanna see? *gets up and does it* Thats how u do it!

Emo Kid: I know a dance! But it's from this century! *Does M.Jackson dance* Woo!

Jasper: U lied to me! Get out M. Jackson! U said u werent him! Leave u r not emo!!

Bella: *walks down stairs* I dont feel so good! *falls on floor*

Alice: Bella? Oh no, she is sick again! I'll take care of her! Edward? Hello? Edward? Nevermind I'll take her upstairs *picks bella up and goes to edwards room*

Bella: Im gonna puke! *Runs to bathroom*

Alice: u ok in there? Want me to go get carlisle?

Bella:....no............*walks in and gets in bed*

Alice: I'll go get him first let me see if u have a fever! *places hand on bellas forehead* U feel like one of those dogs! Thats bad! *runs down stairs* Bella's sick Carlisle! She feels like Jacob!

Carlisle: Really? Edward! I'll be right back!

Edward: Ok is bella alright?

Alice: um....yeah!

Edward: Ok!^^

Bella: *is asleep*

Alice: She is already asleep? Wow! Ok whats the diagnosis Doc?

Carlisle: 120 degree tempature! This is just like how edward died! Well almost died.

Edward: What about 120 degree tempatures? Where's Bella? *looks at bed* Is she alright?!

Carlisle: Alittle, She might not make it so I'm giving her an antibiotic.

Edward: U liar! Alice u said she was alright!

Alice: Alright? Did I saw that? I meant very light headed!

Carlisle: Ok edward? Tilt her head up, and pour some water down her throat please! She might spit the water up tho....

Edward: Why?

Alice: Because it is being forced down her throat!

Edward: ok *pours water down bellas throat*

Bella: *swallows water* ugh.................

M. Jackson: Whats wrong with her? Can I help?

Jasper: Away! Back demon! Back! Back! *throws holy water at him*

M. Jackson: I'll go away!!!!

Alice: Thanks jasper! I dont know how he got in.

To Be continued in the same chpt.