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The Cullen's trip by ~nekogirl11:iconnekogirl11:



The Cullen's trip to the airport


Carlisle: Okay everyone! Time to go to the airport! *Picks up suit case* lets go!

Emmet: What's in there? *Curiosity kicking up*

Carlisle: My....um....My coats? *looks around suspiciously*

Esme: Carlisle? What IS in there? *Glares at him*

Carlisle: You can't have my Lord of the rings books! *Runs to car*

Edward: *Walks into the room* Okay? What is up with Carlisle and his books?

Esme: I have no clue, Where is Bella? *Looks around*

Bella: *In a different room* ALICE I AM NOT A BARBIE DOLL! OW!

Alice: *In room with Bella* Oh c'mon! You wouldn't wear the frilly pink dress so at least where this!

Jasper: *Whimpers* They're emotions are so scary *Hides in corner*

Emmet: *Smiles* Rosalie! PUT ON MY THEME SONG!

Rosalie: *Picks up CD* Fine!

Music starts up

Emmet: *Starts to dance and sing* I'M BRINGIN SEXAY BACK , THEM OTHER BOY'S DON'T KNOW HOW TO ACT *Points to Jasper and Edward* I THINK IT'S SPECIAL WHAT'S BEHIND YOUR BACK *Points at Rosalie* SO TURN AROUND AND I'LL PICK UP THE SLACK (Take em to the bridge)

Bella: SHUT UP EMMET! *In the living room now*

Alice: Kukuku....You tube here I come! *Has a video camera*

Emmet: Go ahead, I don't care! The whole world can see my....AWESOMENESS

Carlisle: GET IN THE CAR!! *Beeps horn*

Everyone in the room: OKAY *Gets into the car*

Rosalie: I have an idea for music~! *Happy*

Esme: Like what?

Rosalie: Put this in *Hands her a pink CD*

Esme: Okay? *Pushes it in*

Car radio: I'M A BARBIE GIRL IN A BARBIE WORLD, LIFE IS PLASTIC IT'S FANTASTIC. YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, UNDRESS ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, LIFE IS YOUR CREATION

Alice: TURN IT OFF! IT HURTS MY EARS

Esme: Okay, Okay

Emmet: Can we listen to my CD?

Carlisle: NO

(At the airport)

Emmet: How fun is this?! This is gunna be fun! Jasper! What will we do first?

Jasper: *Thinks* We could get Carlisle to play lord of the rings with us while we are here

Emmet: Excellent! Do it lil buddy!

Jasper: Okay? *Grabs Carlisle* Here we are!

Carlisle: I call Gandalf!

Emmet: Okay I will be Frodo!

Jasper: I guess I am Samwise *Sighs*

Carlisle: Runs to the middle of airport Frodo! You must get rid of the ring!

Emmet: But Gandalf! It is my destiny to withhold the power of it!

Jasper: Whatever Master Frodo thinks is the same with me!

Carlisle: Then you are warned! FIGHT TO THE DEATH! *Pulls out a staff*

Alice: *Video taping the whole thing* Where did he get that?

Edward: No clue

Emmet: But I have no experience in fighting!

Jasper: I will save you Master Frodo! *Jumps in front of Emmet*

Officer Swan: *Walks from out of nowhere* I am sorry but if you are going to do this do it on your own time

Carlisle: Sorry Mr. Swan *Smiles*

Officer Swan: It's fine Doctor Cullen just don't do it again

Bella: Hi dad! *Waves*

Officer Swan: Hi Bells! Hope you have a fun trip! *Walks away*

Emmet: AHAHAHA! *Rolling on the floor*

Jasper: I HAVE AN IDEA

Emmet: What? *Stands up*

Jasper: Go get my radio and grab your CD

Emmet: Okay! *Runs to where Alice is and grabs the radio and CD. Runs back*

Jasper: Put it in and go to track three

Emmet: *Does it* OMRH! YAY!

Jasper: Oh yeah *Starts to dance to Fergilicious*

Emmet: YAY! *Dances*

Alice: *Still recording* This is great! I am going to get some good feedback!

Bella: This....Is....HILLARIOUS *Starts to laugh*

Esme: They put the family to shame....But I love them

Carlisle: What about me? I was Gandalf!

Esme: Well that was weird

Carlisle: -_-'

Officer Swan: *Walks over AGAIN* I am sorry, But could you please leave the airport?

Emmet: Okay! *Picks up radio and walks over to the rest of the family* That was fun!

Jasper: Yeah it was! Lets do it again sometime

END OF THE CULLEN'S TRIP TO THE AIRPORT
©2009 ~nekogirl11
:iconnekogirl11:

Author's Comments

Okay this is just a random urge I had to write so hope you like it!!


OMRH=Oh my Rosalie Hale

Sexy Back (C) Justin Timberlake
Fergilicious (C) Fergie and the Black eyed peas
The twilight characters (C) Stephenie Meyer
Ideas (C) Mine
Lord of the Rings (C) J. R. R Tolkien

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HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA you have put so many funny images in my head lol

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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

Omg, do you mind if i link this in my journal on Quizilla? cuz this is AWESOME >W<

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"DAMN, that was fun. Lets do it again!"
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OMEC!!!!! sooooo funny i was laughing the whole tym i read it
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Thnx^^

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Nope I dont mind you go ahead

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hehe

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^^

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...................................... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
hahahahaha:rofl::rofl: *breathing...well a hard intend*:rofl::rofl:
OME!!YOU MAKE MY DAY!:rofl::rofl:
I:heart:EMMETT CULLEN!:rofl::rofl:

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